Jacko the Ripper

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A lousy, brainless bureaucrat who acted like he knew what he was doing during the day, but at night he turned into a bloody mess of a killer who slashed people up like they were bad meat.
He spent the day arguing about fence lines and the night slicing up beggars in alleyways.
He’d complain about paperwork until he got home and started ripping people apart with a rusty knife.
He looked like he belonged in a suit, but he’d rather be wearing a coat of blood and guts.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stiff, clueless official who acted all important during the day, but came alive at night as a psycho with a knife and a grudge against everyone.
He’d sit in meetings like he was a king, but he’d sneak out to kill people in the dark.
He’d get confused by a map, but he knew exactly how to rip someone’s throat out.
He wore a tie during the day and a tarp during the night.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A boring, useless official who looked like he’d never seen a real problem in his life, but he had a secret life of being a wild, crazy killer who loved blood and chaos.
He’d argue about the price of wheat, but he’d slash people up for fun.
He looked like he’d fall asleep during a meeting, but he’d wake up at night to chop people up.
He’d complain about the weather, but he’d enjoy the mess he made.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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