Jackness
Two guys from Nebraska who sing songs about doing things right and flying. They’re also hot, which makes everything they do extra annoying.
"Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky? They’re hot and they know it!", A guy who just saw their music video
"They’re from Nebraska and they’re famous? That’s Jackness!", A person who thinks they’re better than the rest
"I love their songs, but they’re also hot. That’s just life.", A fan who’s also a little jealous.