Jackness

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A word sailors scream when everything goes from bad to absolutely ridiculous. It’s like when your entire life falls apart in front of you and you’re too tired to even cry.
"Jackness! My pants are on fire and I still have to do push-ups!", Navy boot camp trainee
"Jackness! My lunch got stolen by a seagull!", Someone who just got yelled at by a drill sergeant
"Jackness! I failed my first test and now I have to run 5 miles!", A new sailor who just got the business end of a boot.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Two guys from Nebraska who sing songs about doing things right and flying. They’re also hot, which makes everything they do extra annoying.
"Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky? They’re hot and they know it!", A guy who just saw their music video
"They’re from Nebraska and they’re famous? That’s Jackness!", A person who thinks they’re better than the rest
"I love their songs, but they’re also hot. That’s just life.", A fan who’s also a little jealous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you try to jerk off again right after you’ve just finished. It’s like your body can’t handle how awesome you are.
"I just had an orgasm and I’m already trying to do it again. That’s Jackness!", A guy who can’t stop himself
"I came once and now I’m doing it again. That’s Jackness.", A guy who’s really into his own body
"After the first one, I had to do it again. That’s Jackness.", A guy who’s proud of his stamina.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who’s usually sweet and nice until someone messes with them. Then they turn into a total monster.
"He was nice until I made fun of him. Now he’s a monster.", A guy who just got roasted
"She was kind until I messed with her. Now she’s a total beast.", A girl who got her feelings hurt
"He was a good guy until I pulled his leg. Now he’s all over me.", A guy who just got beat up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is about to finish jacking off and then another person shows up and just takes over. It’s like the best part of the day got stolen.
"I was about to finish and my girlfriend showed up. That’s Jackness!", A guy who got interrupted
"He was about to come and his hot neighbor showed up. That’s Jackness.", A guy who got lucky
"I was about to finish, and my brother just took over. That’s Jackness.", A guy who’s always getting interrupted.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you leave your seat and yell ‘Jack Jack’ so you can come back and claim your seat. It’s like you’re the king of the seat and no one can argue with you.
"I left my seat and said ‘Jack Jack’ so I could come back. That’s Jackness!", A guy who’s confident
"I claimed my seat with a ‘Jack Jack’ and no one could stop me.", A guy who’s been doing it for years
"I left and said ‘Jack Jack’ and no one could argue with me.", A guy who’s the king of the seat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s always lifting weights and drinking. He’s strong, but when he’s drunk, he’s a total mess and will fight anyone.
"He’s strong, but when he’s drunk, he fights everyone. That’s Jackness!", A guy who’s been beat up
"He lifts weights and drinks. When he’s drunk, he’s a total beast.", A guy who just got beat up
"He’s a bro who can lift big things, but when he drinks, he fights anyone. That’s Jackness.", A guy who’s always getting into fights.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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