JackMott - You fling something extra off your bike to speed up. Don't f

You fling something extra off your bike to speed up. Don't fling your brain out because you're dumb.

I flung my water bottle off my bike. Now I'm dying of thirst and stupidity.

I flung my lunch off my bike. It hit a dog. I'm a hero.

I flung my hat off my bike. Now I'm bald and confused.