JackMott

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Throwing some random crap off your bike to make it faster or lighter. Don't mess up your guts by throwing your lunch out.

I just threw my water bottle off my bike. Now I'm dehydrated and stupid.

My sandwich flew off my bike. It landed on a kid. I feel like a monster.

I threw my helmet off my bike. Now I have a headache and a death wish.

You kick something off your bike to make it go faster. Don't kick your lunch. That's gross.

I kicked my snack off my bike. Now I'm hungry and mad.

I kicked my backpack off my bike. It hit a pigeon. I'm a god.

I kicked my shoe off my bike. Now I'm walking on gravel. Life's tough.

You fling something extra off your bike to speed up. Don't fling your brain out because you're dumb.

I flung my water bottle off my bike. Now I'm dying of thirst and stupidity.

I flung my lunch off my bike. It hit a dog. I'm a hero.

I flung my hat off my bike. Now I'm bald and confused.

You drop something off your bike to make it faster. Don't drop your guts. That's not cool.

I dropped my snack off my bike. Now I'm hungry and mad.

I dropped my bag off my bike. It hit a tree. I'm a legend.

I dropped my shoe off my bike. Now I'm walking on rocks. Life's bad.

You throw stuff off your bike to make it faster. Don't throw your stomach out. That's not fun.

I threw my sandwich off my bike. Now I'm hungry and a monster.

I threw my water bottle off my bike. It hit a kid. I'm a jerk.

I threw my hat off my bike. Now I'm bald and stupid.

You chuck something off your bike to make it faster. Don't chuck your brain out. That's dumb.

I chucked my lunch off my bike. Now I'm hungry and a monster.

I chucked my bag off my bike. It hit a pigeon. I'm a god.

I chucked my shoe off my bike. Now I'm walking on gravel. Life's tough.