Jackmonkeyfuck
When you’re so excited you feel like a superhero with a boner, and your brain is screaming ‘I need more, I need more!’
I did jackmonkeyfuck in the car and now my dad smells it.
I did jackmonkeyfuck in the kitchen and now my mom won’t let me eat cereal.
I did jackmonkeyfuck during class and the teacher saw my face turn red.
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