Jackmonkeyfuck

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The ultimate private joy, used when you're too lazy to get off but still want to feel like a king or queen of your own messy kingdom.

My mom caught me doing jackmonkeyfuck in the bathroom during lunch.

I had to do jackmonkeyfuck under my desk during the big test.

My dog was watching me do jackmonkeyfuck and now he won't stop barking at me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A magical act that turns your pants into a wet dream, or your bed into a battlefield of cum and glory.

I did jackmonkeyfuck on the couch and now it's stained forever.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in my sock and now it smells like a sewer.

My little brother walked in on me doing jackmonkeyfuck and now he won't stop laughing.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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When you’re so excited you feel like a superhero with a boner, and your brain is screaming ‘I need more, I need more!’

I did jackmonkeyfuck in the car and now my dad smells it.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in the kitchen and now my mom won’t let me eat cereal.

I did jackmonkeyfuck during class and the teacher saw my face turn red.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A secret ritual that turns your brain into a pizza and your body into a volcano of joy and cum.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in the shower and now the water smells like a sewer.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in my bed and now it’s a cum trap.

I did jackmonkeyfuck during my mom’s phone call and she heard everything.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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When your pants are just a prison for your boner and your brain is doing a happy dance in your head.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in my pants and now I can’t sit down.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in the hallway and now the janitor knows my business.

I did jackmonkeyfuck during the school play and my lines got messed up.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A dirty, loud, and proud celebration of your own cum and glory, with no need for anyone else.

I did jackmonkeyfuck on my math homework and now it’s covered in cum.

I did jackmonkeyfuck in the library and now the librarian is mad.

I did jackmonkeyfuck on my little brother’s face and now he’s crying.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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