Jackman-Sized
Something that’s so big it’s not just big, it’s like it was born to be big. A spoon that could eat a whole buffet, a knife that could split the sky, and a fork that could be used as a torture device.
That spoon is so big, my dog tried to use it as a bed.
That knife is so big, it could be a sword.
The fork is so huge, it could be a ladder to the moon.