Jackman-Sized

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Something so big it makes your brain hurt; like a spoon that could dig a hole to China, a wrench that could break a dragon’s jaw, or a fork that could stab a whole buffet.
My mom got a Jackman-Sized cereal bowl. I could eat a whole horse in that thing.
That spoon is so big, my dad tried to use it as a ladder.
The fork is so huge, it looks like it could fight a sword.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When something is so big it’s like it was made by a god who didn’t know the word ‘small.’ Think of a knife that could slice through a mountain, a spoon that could stir the ocean, or a fork that could pick your nose from space.
That fork is so big, it could be a spaceship.
The spoon is so huge, my brother tried to use it as a bridge.
That knife looks like it could cut the sky in half.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A thing that's bigger than it needs to be, like a fork that could eat a whole meal by itself, a spoon that could be a ladder, or a knife that could cut your feelings and your meat.
That knife is so big, it could be a sword.
The spoon is so huge, it looks like it could be a slide.
That fork is so big, it could be a ladder to the moon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Something that’s so big it’s not just big, it’s like it was born to be big. A spoon that could eat a whole buffet, a knife that could split the sky, and a fork that could be used as a torture device.
That spoon is so big, my dog tried to use it as a bed.
That knife is so big, it could be a sword.
The fork is so huge, it could be a ladder to the moon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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