jackmaballsack
jack is a man who cries, eats, and yells at everything like it's a personal attack
Jack: 'You're attacking my feelings and my pizza! I'm going to cry and eat!'
Jack texted: 'This is a personal attack. I'm going to cry and eat my feelings.'
Jack yelled at the sky: 'You're not even giving me a break! I'm going to eat and cry!'