jacklovitz
when a guy’s junk is so big it looks like it has a life of its own and his muscles are like bricks.
My dad’s a jacklovitz. He told me he can bench press a cow.
The guy at the gym is a jacklovitz. He lifts weights like they’re confetti.
My brother says he wants to be a jacklovitz when he grows up. I hope he doesn’t take it too far.