jacklovitz

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the most awesome human being ever. He’s got arms like tree trunks and a Dodge Challenger that screams when he drives it.

My uncle is a jacklovitz. He flexes in front of the whole school.

I saw a jacklovitz park his car and it made a cloud of smoke.

My friend said his crush is a jacklovitz. I laughed until I cried.

when a guy’s junk is so big it looks like it has a life of its own and his muscles are like bricks.

My dad’s a jacklovitz. He told me he can bench press a cow.

The guy at the gym is a jacklovitz. He lifts weights like they’re confetti.

My brother says he wants to be a jacklovitz when he grows up. I hope he doesn’t take it too far.