JackLeeChanTheAsianMan
A man so smart he could solve a math problem in his sleep. He’s got the genes of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll cuss you out so bad you’ll cry. A ninja and a karate beast.
He said my essay was 'worse than a cat’s hairball.'
He beat me in a karate match and then laughed in my face.
He texted me, 'You’re like a broken calculator.'