JackLeeChanTheAsianMan

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A genius who has the brain of a rocket scientist and the bloodline of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll roast you so hard your face will melt off. A karate god and a ninja with a side of disrespect.
JackLeeChanTheAsianMan just called me a 'spider monkey in a speedo.'
He beat my dad in a karate match and then made him do a backflip.
He texted me, 'You’re so dumb, I could write a thesis on your stupidity.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man so smart he could solve a math problem in his sleep. He’s got the genes of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll cuss you out so bad you’ll cry. A ninja and a karate beast.
He said my essay was 'worse than a cat’s hairball.'
He beat me in a karate match and then laughed in my face.
He texted me, 'You’re like a broken calculator.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s like a brain with a karate belt. He’s got the DNA of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll make fun of you so much your face will turn red. A ninja and a karate god with a mean attitude.
He called me 'a piece of trash with no brains.'
He beat me in a karate match and then gave me a headache.
He texted me, 'You’re so dumb, I could write a book about your stupidity.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got the brain of a genius and the DNA of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll cuss you so much your ears will pop. A karate master and a ninja with a side of rage.
He said my homework was 'worse than a pig’s dinner.'
He beat me in karate and then laughed at me.
He texted me, 'You’re like a broken phone.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s like a smart kid who also knows how to fight. He has the bloodline of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll roast you so much your face will burn. A karate wizard and a ninja with a bad attitude.
He said my math was 'worse than a donkey’s math.'
He beat me in a karate match and then made me cry.
He texted me, 'You’re like a broken robot.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got the brain of a professor and the genes of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll cuss you so bad you’ll fall to the ground. A karate god and a ninja with a mean streak.
He said my spelling was 'worse than a dog’s spelling.'
He beat me in karate and then laughed at me.
He texted me, 'You’re so dumb, I could teach a class on your stupidity.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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