jacklebean - the person who gives you all the good stuff and also steals

the person who gives you all the good stuff and also steals your last slice of pizza.

My jacklebean is the only one who can make me laugh until I cry and then take my last chicken nugget.

I know I’m in love when my jacklebean texts me at 3 a. m. to ask if I want a snack.

My jacklebean is the reason I have no money and a lot of joy.