jacklebean

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the only person who can make your brain explode with happiness and also your pants explode with regret.

My jacklebean is the only one who can make me smile while I’m eating pizza at 2 a. m.

I married my jacklebean and now I can’t go to sleep without fighting about the remote.

My jacklebean is the reason I have 14 pets and a mortgage.

the person who gives you all the good stuff and also steals your last slice of pizza.

My jacklebean is the only one who can make me laugh until I cry and then take my last chicken nugget.

I know I’m in love when my jacklebean texts me at 3 a. m. to ask if I want a snack.

My jacklebean is the reason I have no money and a lot of joy.

the person who is your best friend and also your worst enemy during breakfast.

My jacklebean is my best friend, but also the person who fights me over the last donut.

I can’t eat breakfast without my jacklebean yelling at me for burning the toast.

My jacklebean is the only one who can make me cry over scrambled eggs.