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To go on a wild, profane, and never-ending speech about your new guy, making everyone else feel like they’re just there for the entertainment.
'Jack is the best guy. The rest of you are just failures. I don’t even know why I’m still talking about this.'
'He’s got a tattoo of a cat. You? You’re just a sad, tattoo-less human.'
'I talk about Jack so much I think I’m going to scream. And I’m not kidding.'