jacking the dog off to feed the cat - When you’re so broke you’re willing to get a boner from the

When you’re so broke you’re willing to get a boner from the dog just to keep the cat from crying.

I was broke and the cat was crying, so I had to get a quickie from the dog.

I had no money, so I jacked the dog off to feed the cat before she cried herself to sleep.

I got a boner from the dog to feed the cat because I didn’t have a snack and she was crying.