jacking the dog off to feed the cat

I had to jack the dog off to feed the cat because I had no money and my stomach was screaming.

My dog looked at me like I was insane when I asked him for a quickie to buy cat food.

I’m so broke I had to get a boner from my dog just to keep the cat from eating my face.

I asked my dog for a quickie to buy a cat snack, and he looked at me like I was a monster.

I was so broke I had to get a boner from my dog just to feed the cat.

I didn’t have a penny, so I did what any desperate person would do: I jacked the dog off to feed the cat.

I had to jack the dog off because the cat was hungry and I had no money.

My dog looked at me like I was the worst person ever when I asked him for a boner to feed the cat.

I was broke, so I did the only thing I could think of: I got a boner from the dog to feed the cat.

I had no cash, so I got a boner from my dog to buy a cat snack.

I was so broke I had to get a quickie from my dog to keep the cat from crying.

I was out of money, so I asked my dog for a quickie to buy the cat a snack.

I had no money, so I jacked the dog off to feed the cat before she ate my face.

I was so broke I had to get a boner from my dog just to keep the cat from turning on me.

I got a quickie from the dog to feed the cat because I was too broke to buy her a snack.

I was broke and the cat was crying, so I had to get a quickie from the dog.

I had no money, so I jacked the dog off to feed the cat before she cried herself to sleep.

I got a boner from the dog to feed the cat because I didn’t have a snack and she was crying.