jacking the dog off to feed the cat - Being so broke you have to get a boner from the dog just to

Being so broke you have to get a boner from the dog just to buy the cat a snack.

I had no cash, so I got a boner from my dog to buy a cat snack.

I was so broke I had to get a quickie from my dog to keep the cat from crying.

I was out of money, so I asked my dog for a quickie to buy the cat a snack.