Jacking It to Jesus
Trying to ride a ramp from hell to Alcatraz with a hairdo so high it’s like God is yelling at you.
He tried to jump from SF to Alcatraz with a hairdo that screamed ‘I’m not even trying.’
She used a ramp so bad it looked like it was built by a kid with no patience.
He tried to jump on a ramp with a hairdo so high it could’ve knocked out a dragon.