jacking a squirrel
you go outside and bother a squirrel so much he takes his nuts and flings them at you like you’re his worst enemy.
I jacked a squirrel and got nut-bombed. My face is covered in nuts.
My neighbor jacked a squirrel and now his porch is littered with nuts.
I tried to jack a squirrel. He threw nuts at me like I was a kid who stole his lunch.