jacking a squirrel

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when you go outside, climb a tree, and make a squirrel so mad he pees on your shoes and throws his nuts at your face like they’re grenades.
I jacked a squirrel and he peed on my sneakers. I ran home crying.
My cousin climbed a tree and got nut-pelted. He’s still mad.
I tried to jack a squirrel and now my dog thinks I’m a nutcase.
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you go outside and bother a squirrel so much he takes his nuts and flings them at you like you’re his worst enemy.
I jacked a squirrel and got nut-bombed. My face is covered in nuts.
My neighbor jacked a squirrel and now his porch is littered with nuts.
I tried to jack a squirrel. He threw nuts at me like I was a kid who stole his lunch.
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you go outside and annoy a squirrel until he gets so angry he rips off his nuts and throws them at you like you owe him money.
I jacked a squirrel and now I’ve got nuts in my hair. I look like a nutbag.
My little brother jacked a squirrel. He’s covered in nuts and screaming.
I jacked a squirrel. He threw nuts at me like I’d stolen his last crumb.
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