jackin the cobb
When you pretend to be cool but you're just doing your business in the bathroom
Bro, I was jackin the cobb in the breakroom and you walked in like you owned the place.
My mom caught me jackin the cobb in the hallway and now she thinks I'm a pervert.
I was jackin the cobb in the car and the radio was playing 'Can't Stop the Feeling' and I died a little.
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