jackin the cobb

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When you pretend to be cool but you're just doing your business in the bathroom

Bro, I was jackin the cobb in the breakroom and you walked in like you owned the place.

My mom caught me jackin the cobb in the hallway and now she thinks I'm a pervert.

I was jackin the cobb in the car and the radio was playing 'Can't Stop the Feeling' and I died a little.

When you're too lazy to use your hands and just do it like a caveman

I was jackin the cobb on the bus and the kid next to me started staring at me like I had two heads.

I tried to jack the cobb in my sock and it was like a wrestling match.

My dog was watching me jack the cobb and he looked like he wanted to join in.

When you're so desperate you do it in public and hope no one sees you

I was jackin the cobb in the grocery store and the cashier was like, 'You okay?'

I tried to jack the cobb in the elevator and the buttons were judging me.

I was jackin the cobb in the park and a kid asked if I was doing yoga.

When you're too proud to use a tissue and just let it all go

I was jackin the cobb in the classroom and my teacher thought I was crying.

I tried to jack the cobb in my pants and it was like a war zone.

I was jackin the cobb in the car and my dad asked if I was sick.

When you're so deep in your business you forget about your life

I was jackin the cobb in the kitchen and my mom asked if I was doing the dishes.

I was jackin the cobb on the couch and my dog was like, 'You're not even watching TV.'

I was jackin the cobb in my bed and my brother walked in like he was my dad.

When you're so obsessed with your business you start talking to yourself

I was jackin the cobb in the bathroom and I told my reflection, 'You're doing great, man.'

I was jackin the cobb in my room and I started arguing with my pillow.

I was jackin the cobb in the hallway and I said, 'You're not gonna stop me, I'm too good.'