Jackiesexual
When you think your girlfriend’s name is the most beautiful thing in the world, and everyone else’s name is just trash.
I told my friend, ‘Jackie’s name is like a song.’ He said, ‘You’re just in love with the name.’
I got into a fight with my coworker because he said, ‘Jackie’s not that special.’
I texted my mom, ‘Jackie’s name is better than yours.’ She said, ‘I’m still your mom.’