Jackiesexual

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Being so obsessed with your girlfriend Jackie that you can’t look at anyone else without thinking about her.

I saw a girl with a similar name and I got mad.

At the mall, I walked past three Jackies and ignored them all.

My friend asked if I was okay, and I said, ‘Jackie’s in my head.’

When your love life is a one-woman show, and that woman is named Jackie.

I told my mom I’m not dating anyone else. She said, ‘You’re not even dating anyone else.’

I got a crush on a Jackie at the store and forgot my own name.

My friend tried to set me up with a Jackie, and I just stared at her like she was a monster.

When you can’t handle anyone else’s name because yours is Jackie and you’re the best.

I got annoyed when my coworker said, ‘Jackie’s the best.’ I said, ‘I am the best.’

I heard a guy named Jackie at the bar and I walked out.

My friend said, ‘Jackie’s a good name.’ I said, ‘It’s the only good name.’

When you’re so in love with Jackie that you can’t stand anyone else, even your own family.

My dad said, ‘Jackie’s your girlfriend, not your wife.’ I said, ‘She’ll be my wife one day.’

I skipped family dinner because I had a Jackie moment.

My cousin asked, ‘Why don’t you date anyone else?’ I said, ‘Jackie’s the only one I need.’

When your whole life revolves around Jackie, and everyone else is just background noise.

I passed up a promotion because I had a Jackie moment.

I ignored my best friend’s text because Jackie was talking to me.

I got yelled at by my boss because I said, ‘Jackie’s more important than work.’

When you think your girlfriend’s name is the most beautiful thing in the world, and everyone else’s name is just trash.

I told my friend, ‘Jackie’s name is like a song.’ He said, ‘You’re just in love with the name.’

I got into a fight with my coworker because he said, ‘Jackie’s not that special.’

I texted my mom, ‘Jackie’s name is better than yours.’ She said, ‘I’m still your mom.’