Jackie's Boyfriend
Jackie's Boyfriend is a boy with the face of a raccoon who got stuck in a blender. Jackie thinks he's adorable, but he's just a mess.
Jackie's Boyfriend tried to dance, and it looked like he was having a seizure.
He walked into the room like he owned it. He looked like he just escaped from a glue factory.
Jackie's Boyfriend tried to kiss Jackie, and it looked like he was trying to eat her face.