Jackie's Boyfriend

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Jackie's Boyfriend is a greasy, face-melting mess who thinks he's hot. His eyes are like two broken traffic lights trying to agree on a direction.

Ugh, Jackie's Boyfriend walked in and I had to cover my face. He looks like he was hit by a pancake truck.

He tried to flirt with me, but I told him Jackie's Boyfriend is the only one who can stand him.

I saw Jackie's Boyfriend eating a burger with both hands. It was like watching a disaster movie.

Jackie's Boyfriend is a boy with the face of a raccoon who got stuck in a blender. Jackie thinks he's adorable, but he's just a mess.

Jackie's Boyfriend tried to dance, and it looked like he was having a seizure.

He walked into the room like he owned it. He looked like he just escaped from a glue factory.

Jackie's Boyfriend tried to kiss Jackie, and it looked like he was trying to eat her face.

Jackie's Boyfriend is a boy with the looks of a burnt taco. He's got one eye looking left and the other eye trying to escape.

Jackie's Boyfriend walked into the classroom and the teacher asked him to leave. He looked like he was from another planet.

He tried to talk to me, but I told him Jackie's Boyfriend is the only one who can handle him.

Jackie's Boyfriend tried to smile, but it looked like he was trying to rip his face off.