jackieasse from Tallahassee
A full-on idiot from the laughably named city of Tallahassee, where every other person is just as dumb as you.
"Why’d you get a D in math? I got an A!", said by a Jackieasse who still can’t do basic addition.
"Tallahassee is the best city ever. I don’t know why people hate it. They’re just jealous.", said by a Jackieasse who’s never left the city.
"I’m not a jackass. I’m a Jackieasse. There’s a difference.", said by a Jackieasse who just called a cop for a parking ticket.