jackieasse from Tallahassee

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A full-on idiot from the laughably named city of Tallahassee, where every other person is just as dumb as you.

"Why’d you get a D in math? I got an A!", said by a Jackieasse who still can’t do basic addition.

"Tallahassee is the best city ever. I don’t know why people hate it. They’re just jealous.", said by a Jackieasse who’s never left the city.

"I’m not a jackass. I’m a Jackieasse. There’s a difference.", said by a Jackieasse who just called a cop for a parking ticket.

A moron from the stupidly named city of Tallahassee, where everyone thinks they’re the smartest person in the room.

"I don’t know why they call it Tallahassee. It should be Dumbasssee.", said by a Jackieasse who spelled it wrong on a test.

"I could’ve been president if I wasn’t a Jackieasse.", said by a Jackieasse who didn’t know what a president was.

"I don’t need a degree to be rich. I just need to be a Jackieasse.", said by a Jackieasse who owns a Burger King.

A complete waste of oxygen from the annoyingly named city of Tallahassee, where everyone’s too lazy to do anything.

"I got a job at a gas station. I’m not a Jackieasse. I’m a success.", said by a Jackieasse who fell asleep on the job.

"I don’t like people. I just like being a Jackieasse.", said by a Jackieasse who had no friends.

"I was born in Tallahassee, so I’m a Jackieasse. That’s the only reason I’m dumb.", said by a Jackieasse who didn’t know what a reason was.