jackieasse from Tallahassee
A complete waste of oxygen from the annoyingly named city of Tallahassee, where everyone’s too lazy to do anything.
"I got a job at a gas station. I’m not a Jackieasse. I’m a success.", said by a Jackieasse who fell asleep on the job.
"I don’t like people. I just like being a Jackieasse.", said by a Jackieasse who had no friends.
"I was born in Tallahassee, so I’m a Jackieasse. That’s the only reason I’m dumb.", said by a Jackieasse who didn’t know what a reason was.