Jackie Wackie - When you reenact Titanic and you throw your lover off the be

When you reenact Titanic and you throw your lover off the bed and drown her in piddle while shouting 'Don’t let go, Jack!'

I drowned my crush in my pee during the Titanic scene and screamed, 'Don’t let go, Jack!'

My girlfriend got tossed off the bed and I piddled on her like it was the ocean.

I drowned my crush in my pee and told her, 'You're going down, Jack!'