Jackie Wackie

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A person who makes me laugh so hard I wet my pants. Every time Jackson opens his mouth, I lose it.

I peed my pants laughing when Jackson said, 'I have more money than the Pope!'

Jackson told a joke about ducks and I cried so hard I had to wipe my nose with my pants.

I laughed so much at Jackson's face when he fell into the pool that my phone dropped in the water.

When you reenact Titanic and you throw your lover off the bed and drown her in piddle while shouting 'Don’t let go, Jack!'

I drowned my crush in my pee during the Titanic scene and screamed, 'Don’t let go, Jack!'

My girlfriend got tossed off the bed and I piddled on her like it was the ocean.

I drowned my crush in my pee and told her, 'You're going down, Jack!'

A bad handjob where the girl’s hand is flipped upside down, and your name is Jackie Mueller.

I gave my girlfriend a hand job with her hand upside down and said, 'This is Jackie Mueller's special move!'

My hand job looked like a flipped pizza and I called it 'Jackie Wackie's special.'

I flipped my girlfriend’s hand upside down and said, 'Jackie Wackie style!'

A drink made from poop, pee, and Kool-Aid, blended up with salt and vinegar like it’s the end of the world.

I drank a slurry of poop, pee, and Kool-Aid and it tasted like hell.

My blender exploded with all the poop and pee I put in it.

I mixed my feces with pee and Kool-Aid and it was the worst drink ever.

The one homie who bails at the last second, like if they come, the whole gang goes wild, and they’re always on that vape lit client.

I told my homie, 'Let’s go to the party,' and he said, 'Nope, I’m vaping.'

He promised to come to the concert and then said, 'I’m vaping.'

He ditched us for a vape and said, 'I’m lit.'