Jackie Tar - A sailor who smells like salt, sweat, and bad decisions. The

A sailor who smells like salt, sweat, and bad decisions. They work on ships and think they’re tough, but they cry every time the sea gets rough.

“I’ve sailed through storms, but I still cry when the toilet clogs.”, A Jackie Tar after a long shift.

“I’m not a sailor, I’m a survivalist who got stuck on a ship.”, Jackie Tar trying to impress a date.

“I know the sea better than my ex. And that’s saying something.”, Jackie Tar at a bar.