Jackie Tar

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A bunch of half-baked French-Indian trash who think they’re fancy. They’re from Newfoundland and talk like they’ve got a mouth full of broken English and a brain full of holes.
“I speak French like my grandpa spoke to the dog.”, Jackie Tar at a family reunion.
“I’m not lost, I’m just taking a scenic route to nowhere.”, Jackie Tar on a road trip.
“If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘merci’ and meant ‘fuck you,’ I’d be rich.”, Jackie Tar in a bar fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A sailor who smells like salt, sweat, and bad decisions. They work on ships and think they’re tough, but they cry every time the sea gets rough.
“I’ve sailed through storms, but I still cry when the toilet clogs.”, A Jackie Tar after a long shift.
“I’m not a sailor, I’m a survivalist who got stuck on a ship.”, Jackie Tar trying to impress a date.
“I know the sea better than my ex. And that’s saying something.”, Jackie Tar at a bar.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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