Jackie Sundress
The worst dress ever made, worn by girls who think they’re fancy, but really just look like they’ve been hit by a truck full of beer.
Her Jackie Sundress looked like it was made out of old curtains and regret.
She walked into the bar and everyone turned their heads. Not because they liked her, but because they felt sorry for her.
She tried to look cool, but her dress looked like it was stolen from a landfill.