Jackie Sundress

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A god-awful summer dress that girls wear to the bar, usually with leggings, to hide their bloated stomach from too much beer.

My cousin wore her Jackie Sundress to the bar and looked like a donut with legs.

I saw her at the bar and thought she was wearing a pizza box as a dress.

She tried to hide her gut with leggings, but it still looked like a muffin top.

The worst dress ever made, worn by girls who think they’re fancy, but really just look like they’ve been hit by a truck full of beer.

Her Jackie Sundress looked like it was made out of old curtains and regret.

She walked into the bar and everyone turned their heads. Not because they liked her, but because they felt sorry for her.

She tried to look cool, but her dress looked like it was stolen from a landfill.

A summer dress so bad it makes your eyes hurt, and it’s usually worn by girls who think they’re the main character of a beer commercial.

She wore her Jackie Sundress to the bar and I swear the dress was louder than the music.

Her dress looked like it had been through a war and a beer binge.

She walked in, and I thought the bar was about to explode from how bad her dress looked.