jackie segel - a penis that shoots out of nowhere and gives you a face full

a penis that shoots out of nowhere and gives you a face full of cum

In the DMs, he wrote, 'you're a jackie segel, I can see your brain.'

At the bus stop, someone said, 'you're a jackie segel, you're so ugly.'

My friend's dad called me a jackie segel when I failed his test.