jackie segel

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a penis that flies like a rocket and hits you in the face

My math teacher called me a jackie segel during a test.

He texted me 'you're a jackie segel' after I spilled soda on him.

At lunch, my friend said, 'you're a jackie segel, you’re so stupid.'

a penis that zips through the air like a bullet and hits you dead center

My mom said, 'you're a jackie segel, you’re so clumsy.'

He yelled, 'jackie segel!' at me during a video game battle.

My brother called me a jackie segel after I tripped over my dog.

a penis that shoots out of nowhere and gives you a face full of cum

In the DMs, he wrote, 'you're a jackie segel, I can see your brain.'

At the bus stop, someone said, 'you're a jackie segel, you're so ugly.'

My friend's dad called me a jackie segel when I failed his test.