Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan
A movie where people fight like they’re angry and float like they’re on a rollercoaster. It’s like if a karate instructor and a magician had a baby and it was loud.
I watched this and my dog started doing backflips. He was so proud.
My friend said this movie was so loud, it made his dog cry.
I tried to fight like Jackie Chan and fell off my chair. It was glorious.
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