Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan

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A movie where guys punch each other in the face and fly like superheroes. It's like if a kid had a tantrum and the sky exploded.

My cousin watched this and cried because he didn't understand why a guy was doing backflips off a roof.

I tried to explain this to my dog. He just stared at me like I was a bad human.

My teacher said this movie was so stupid, it made the math test easier.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A movie where people fight like they're mad and float like they're on drugs. It’s like a birthday party for gravity and it got kicked out.

My mom watched this and said it was the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.

I tried to do a backflip in math class. The teacher gave me detention and a lecture about gravity.

My friend said this movie was so bad, it made his dog cry.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A movie where people get beat up and then levitate like they're on a magic carpet. It’s like if a gym teacher and a wizard had a baby.

I watched this and my brain exploded. My brother said it was the best thing since pizza.

My friend tried to copy the moves and fell off the couch. It was glorious.

My teacher said this movie was so crazy, it made the history test easier.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A movie where people fight with their fists and float like they’re on a trampoline. It’s like if a punchline and a skydiver had a dance-off.

I watched this and my dog tried to fly. He just crashed into the wall.

My friend said this movie was so good, it made his math teacher cry.

I tried to float in math class and got sent to the principal’s office.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A movie where people get kicked in the butt and then float like they're on a rocket. It’s like if gravity took a break and went to the mall.

I watched this and my brain got a refund. My brother said it was the best thing since ice cream.

My friend tried to float and fell into the pool. It was epic.

My teacher said this movie was so wild, it made the spelling test easier.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A movie where people fight like they’re angry and float like they’re on a rollercoaster. It’s like if a karate instructor and a magician had a baby and it was loud.

I watched this and my dog started doing backflips. He was so proud.

My friend said this movie was so loud, it made his dog cry.

I tried to fight like Jackie Chan and fell off my chair. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 10d ago