jackhammering
When you’re basically shoving your entire hand into a woman like she’s a garbage disposal and you’re trying to feed her a whole pizza.
He did the jackhammer and I felt like I was being stuffed into a blender.
He jackhammered me while I was eating. My mouth was full and I couldn’t breathe.
He said it was a ‘romantic gesture.’ I said it was a ‘romantic nightmare.’