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A sex move so brutal it makes women scream like they’re being attacked by a gang of raccoons. It’s like you’re trying to dig a hole through their soul with a rusty nail.
My guy tried to jackhammer me during a movie. I didn’t even make it past the first scene.
He did the jackhammer while I was eating pizza. I threw up.
He said it was for ‘maximum pleasure.’ I think he meant ‘maximum agony.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a man goes at it like he’s trying to break a brick wall with his penis. Fast. Loud. And completely unappealing.
He jackhammered me so hard I felt it in my teeth.
He was jackhammering while I was trying to sleep. I got a headache.
He said it was a ‘new level of intimacy.’ I said it was a new level of pain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you’re basically shoving your entire hand into a woman like she’s a garbage disposal and you’re trying to feed her a whole pizza.
He did the jackhammer and I felt like I was being stuffed into a blender.
He jackhammered me while I was eating. My mouth was full and I couldn’t breathe.
He said it was a ‘romantic gesture.’ I said it was a ‘romantic nightmare.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you take a woman’s ear and pour hot mayo into it while you’re doing some crazy ass stuff with your fingers and a crowbar.
He put mayo in my ear and jackhammered me. I cried like a baby.
He did it with a crowbar. I felt like I was being tortured.
He called it ‘a new kind of love.’ I called it ‘a new kind of hell.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a stupid joke gets so overused it turns into something that makes people want to die. It’s like the joke is being stabbed by a thousand people.
That meme was funny once. Now it’s just annoying.
He used the same joke 10 times. I wanted to punch him.
The joke went from funny to ‘what even is this.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a man is pounding into a woman so hard and fast it feels like she’s being hit by a train and she’s also being pulled into a wrestling match at the same time.
He jackhammered me so hard I felt like I was being hit by a train.
He did it while I was trying to wrestle him. It was like a double disaster.
He called it ‘a new level of love.’ I called it ‘a new level of terror.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a man goes at it like he’s trying to break every bone in a woman’s body with just his penis. It’s like he’s trying to make her scream for mercy.
He jackhammered me so hard I thought my bones would break.
He did it so fast I couldn’t even breathe.
He said it was ‘for the best.’ I said it was ‘for the worst.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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