jackhammer pudding pie - You stick your junk in pudding and hit someone's face like i

You stick your junk in pudding and hit someone's face like it's a football game. You scream 'BAM!' every time you smash your nuts on their face.

I did jackhammer pudding pie to my dad and he said I was a monster.

At the school lunch table, I used pudding and hit my friend's face so hard, the pudding went everywhere.

I did it to my crush and now I'm both embarrassed and turned on.