jackhammer pudding pie

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You stick your junk in pudding and go wild on someone's face like it's a demolition job. You yell 'BAM!' every time you hit them with your nuts.

I dropped my pudding in my pants and went full jackhammer on my cousin's face. He cried like a baby.

At the party, I used vanilla pudding and hit my friend's face so hard, the pudding flew everywhere.

I did jackhammer pudding pie to my brother and he still hasn't stopped sniffling.

You put your balls in pudding and slam them into someone's face like they owe you money. You yell 'BAM!' every time you hit them.

I used chocolate pudding and went full jackhammer on my mom. She said I was the worst kid ever.

My friend did jackhammer pudding pie to my face and I still have pudding in my hair.

I did it to my teacher and she gave me detention for life.

You stick your junk in pudding and hit someone's face like it's a football game. You scream 'BAM!' every time you smash your nuts on their face.

I did jackhammer pudding pie to my dad and he said I was a monster.

At the school lunch table, I used pudding and hit my friend's face so hard, the pudding went everywhere.

I did it to my crush and now I'm both embarrassed and turned on.