Jackett Disease
When you're so bored you start eating your shirt like it's the last meal on Earth and you're the last person alive.
I was so bored I bit my shirt off and threw it at the wall like it was my ex.
I had nothing better to do than nibble my shirt until it looked like a chew toy.
I was so bored I ate my shirt and then cried because I had to wear a hoodie for a week.