Jackett Disease

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When you're so bored you start eating your shirt like it's the last meal on Earth and you're the last person alive.
I was so bored I bit my shirt off and threw it at the wall like it was my ex.
I had nothing better to do than nibble my shirt until it looked like a chew toy.
I was so bored I ate my shirt and then cried because I had to wear a hoodie for a week.
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When you're so tired of nothing happening that you chew your shirt like it's a snack and you're a raccoon.
I was so tired of being bored I chewed my shirt like it was a bag of chips.
I was so bored I turned my shirt into a chew toy and then swallowed it.
I sat there for 20 minutes just chewing my shirt like it was a snack.
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When you get so bored you start eating your shirt like it's the only thing standing between you and madness.
I was so bored I bit my shirt like it was my enemy.
I ate my shirt because I had no friends and no snacks.
I was so bored I bit my shirt in half and then threw it at my mom.
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