Jacket Time
When it's cold enough to freeze your a** off but not so hot that you're sweating like a f***ing pig. That's Jacket Time. All real men wear leather. All real women wear jackets. Pussies wear sweaters.
'I'm wearing my leather jacket like it's a medal of honor.'
'Why are you wearing a hoodie? You're a disgrace.'
'I'm not wearing a jacket, I'm a f***ing legend.'