Jacket Time

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The moment you realize your brain is about to explode from sitting at a desk all day. Jacket Time is from 4:55pm to 5:55pm. Don't be a tardy and leave before that or you'll be stuck there like a f***ing ghost.
'I'm not leaving until 5:01pm or I'll scream.'
'Jacket Time is my religion, I live for it.'
'I'm not even going to work tomorrow, I'll die at 5:00pm.'
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When it's cold enough to freeze your a** off but not so hot that you're sweating like a f***ing pig. That's Jacket Time. All real men wear leather. All real women wear jackets. Pussies wear sweaters.
'I'm wearing my leather jacket like it's a medal of honor.'
'Why are you wearing a hoodie? You're a disgrace.'
'I'm not wearing a jacket, I'm a f***ing legend.'
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Those people on the corner don't just walk, they strut like they own the f***ing street. No one else has that kind of swagger. They're the kings of Jacket Time.
'That guy walks like he's got a f***ing crown on.'
'She's got more swagger than the whole damn block.'
'They don't just walk, they f***ing dance.'
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